major things going on in my life.

January 31, 2011

1 – I saw Loretta Lynn in concert on Friday. Loretta Lynn, you guys.  The coal miner’s daughter.  The first lady of country music.  I have been wanting to see her in concert since I was a little girl and watched Coal Miner’s Daughter for the first time.  For a long time I thought that [...]

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up in the gym, working on my fitness. or something that fergie didn’t say.

January 19, 2011

Because I update this blog so much (sarcasm, har har har), I thought it would only make sense to start ANOTHER blog.  Why yes, I am crazy.  Thanks for noticing. Anyway, I’ve started a weight-loss blog over on Blogger because this girl needs to lose some weight and apparently weight-loss blogs are good for that.  [...]

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why i hate little women. the book, that is.

January 11, 2011

I just realized today that I really, really dislike Little Women.  Now, to be fair, I haven’t read the book since middle school and even though I own it on DVD, it’s probably been middle school since I’ve seen the movie as well, so I may not remember everything exactly. Now, before I begin, there’s [...]

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my marilyn monroe complex.

January 2, 2011

I didn’t make “actually updating my spiderweb encrusted corner of the internet” one of my resolutions, but I do want to keep writing in this thing.  Especially now that I’m onto something.  Something big.  Something that will deplete my bank account and make me cry. And that thing that I’m onto is that I’m having [...]

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no excuses, my thing, and why i want to swim in a pool of queso.

September 27, 2010

Look at me, I’m not dead!  I know I’ve been MIA for so long that I’m not even going to check because it will just bum me out.  And I have no excuses as to why I’ve been gone so long. Actually, that’s a lie.  I have a ton of excuses, but they all blow [...]

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consider this a commercial break without commercials.

August 27, 2010

There will be regular updates in the near future, I swear, and they may range in topic from shitty vacuum cleaners to my he-man-woman-hater muscles to the explanation of why I feel guilty of listening to love songs. But right now I’m in the middle of moving/cleaning/unpacking and dealing with a piece o’ crap computer [...]

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knocked-up teens and an extensive history of melissa joan hart’s tv career.

August 15, 2010

ABC Family has finally been able to sink their teeth into me.  They’ve been trying for a long time.   What with the Harry Potter marathons and that one show with those really hot guys on the horse ranch.  But I’ve always resisted because, every time they come out with a movie or sitcom that looks [...]

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hulk hands, palm readings, and rough sex.

August 2, 2010

Things are a bit slow at the moment, due to the main program we use being down for maintenance.  Since my margarita party idea was not taken seriously, I have resorted to faceinhole.com scenarios: But even that lost its appeal.  Well, sort of.  I still like looking at that photo.  I mean, Jason’s all adorable [...]

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the worst idea i ever had, my celebrity status, and a whole new gtl situation.

August 1, 2010

If you saw my last entry, then you know I was going on and on about the best idea I ever had and how much writing I was doing and how great everything was going in my life as far as literature goes. Yeah.  Turns out that writing about that was the worst idea I [...]

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the best idea i’ve ever had.

July 19, 2010

I’ve mentioned that I’ve been writing on a paranormal series.  It was the story I wrote for this past year’s NaNoWriMo (which I completed, a-thankyouverymuch) and since November, I’ve turned it into a three part series, all but trashed my original NaNo, started pretty much from scratch, and have absolutely fell in love with the [...]

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