hulk hands, palm readings, and rough sex.

Things are a bit slow at the moment, due to the main program we use being down for maintenance.  Since my margarita party idea was not taken seriously, I have resorted to faceinhole.com scenarios:

But even that lost its appeal.  Well, sort of.  I still like looking at that photo.  I mean, Jason’s all adorable and I look super skinny in that shot.  I am now spending my time researching tarot cards and palmistry for a work-related fortune telling.

No I am not making that up.

As a way to remember what the head line and the life line mean, I’ve decided that reading my own palm is a good idea.  Blogging about it, however, is a great idea.  And a especially fantastic way to spend my time.

So.  Now, first off.  My hand basically looks like this:

Except it’s vampire-pale instead of green.  And my fingernails may be even shorter since I nom on them like it’s going out of style.

Since I’m a girl (or a mutant, if I’m going by Hulk hand standards) and am under 30, I need to use my right hand for this reading.  Okie-dokie, artichokie.

Life Line:

It’s kind of thin, which means that I’m better at mental work than any sort of physical labor.  Ding ding ding, what do we have for her, Johnny? And it encompasses a large area of my palm.  That means that I have an energetic and romantic life.

My hand lies, y’all.

Wisdom/Head Line:

Now, this little line hangs out in the middle of the hand, all wedged in-between the life and love lines.  But what does it mean for my mutant hand?

The fact that it doesn’t touch or overlap the Life Line means that I’m extra brave and extroverted (I’m totally a Gryffindor; deal with it, Sorting Hat) and can also mean that I’m a lucky little asshole.  And, okay, I’m having serious issues trying to figure out if this means that I’m creative or logical because the damn line is definitely angled, but not curved.  Maybe I’m both?  Logically creative?  Or creatively logical?  Meh.  Whatevs.  The Love Line is the important one anyway.  Let’s be for real about this.

Love Line:

Apparently I like it rough.  Because having a thick but shallow love line means having that my love is rough and wild.  Look, I am not making this up.  It’s right there on this totally-legit palm reading site that I Googled.  It also says that I fall in love easily, am moody, overly-sensitive, and expresses feelings easily.  Well, I do have an expressive face.  And I may get weepy at the end of Casper when the dead mom comes back and talks to Bill Pullman.  Yes, I’m completely serious.  It’s just really sad, you guys.  I mean, the girl’s mom is dead and she’s in love with a ghost.  How do you not get weepy over that?

So, with the palm reading, I pretty much relearned everything I knew about myself.  Except the rough sex part.  I had no prior knowledge of that.  But that’s a whole ‘nother anonymous blog.