The words “raccoon penis bones” have been grazing the top of my blog for way too long. It’s time for a fresh entry… which would be great if I actually had something to report.
Not too much has happened.
I did see Chinese New Year at the bar over the weekend. Did I talk to him? Of course not. Wait. I take that back. I said “thank you” when he let me past him on the stairs so that I could make it to the restroom. I have got to start waiting longer before breaking the seal when I go out drinking. Also? Bars should not have stairs. It’s just bad news bears.
I found a flight to Orlando and, more importantly, HARRY POTTER LAND for $261. And that $261 includes airfare and hotel for FOUR NIGHTS. Oh my God, you guys, I’m going to bust out so many Disney songs. I can show you the world, shining, shimmery splendor…..
Right. Don’t want to scare my friends away before we book the trip.
Oh, I’ve also been working, dyeing my hair back to what I think may be the closest to my original color (it’s kind of bland, which means that it’s probably about right to natural… lame), and reading Dracula.
Also, why have I not read Dracula before? I LOVE that book. Absolutely love it. Like, I’m glad I was never forced to read it in high school or college because having to beat out all the symbolism of a story kind of kills it for me (see: all poetry ever written, except for Poe because Poe was awesome… and he would probably be the only writer glad that his writing was killed, the morbid bastard).
So, yes. That’s been my time away from this blog since I learned about raccoon penis bones. I haven’t done much research since. But when I do stumble upon something truly fascinating/hilarious/disgusting/once was part of an animal’s genitalia, I will alert you immediately.
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261?!?!!?!? DAY UM you lucky ladie! I cant wait for that post.
I know! It’s a smaller airport and their major thing is non-stop flights to Orlando. I cannot wait. The post will be legendary, I promise.
Dracula is completely awesome. I read it last summer when I decided that I would be the worst English teacher ever because I hadn’t read any of the classics, and I LOVED IT. Of course, once you look up the symbolism on Wikipedia after (this is very important) you’ve read it, it’s even cooler.
Now I want to go on Wikipedia now and look up the symbolism. Although I do have a theory about all the guys giving blood to Lucy. But I tend to get symbolism totally and completely wrong so I won’t even share my theory.
Did you read all the books you had planned to? I know you had a stack of like 33252 books to read over last summer.
Totally envious of your Harry Potter visit! I wish I could find someone over the age of 12 interested in going with me!
I totally lucked out with having dorky friends.
I’m just kidding, my friends are awesome. You should just come meet us down there. It can be like 20sb in Sin City, but 20sb in Hogwarts. Which, no disrespect to 20sb, but I think that’s way more awesome.
Totally envious of your Harry Potter visit! I wish I could find someone over the age of 12 interested in going with me!
God that is a really great price
Good for you! I live four hours from Orlando so I’m kind of over it, but it’s lots of fun once in a while.
Oh, I’m so jealous of you! I haven’t been to Orlando since I was three. The only thing I really remember is a glass bottom boat ride and the Peter Pan ride at Disney World scaring the living bejeesus out of me. I’m hoping for more memories this time, even if it has become a new dream of mine to get drunk with Goofy.